Taming the Mammoth

Depending what context it's used in, taming the mammoth can mean many things:

-To masturbate
-To trim one's pubes (Being male)
-To tame a mammoth

Bro, what are you doin in 10 minutes?
-I'll be Taming the Mammoth for my date with Jessica, she totally wants me inside her. Why?

(Walking in on roommate)
Dude! What the fuck are you doing?!
-Sorry man, but if you don't knock first, you deserve to walk in on me Taming the Mammoth.

Ooh Ooh, Ugh!
(Rides into village on none other than, A Tamed Mammoth)

by PussySlayer 5000 July 15, 2011

Sweaty Mammoth

An insult; Someone who is extremely dumb, and unbelievably stupid. They tend to play Aussie Rules Football or soccer. They are either fat or buff, and speak in an extremely strong wog accent.

"Piss of ya sweaty mammoth."

by \_TahLiL_/ March 7, 2019

Waking the baby mammoth

When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.

This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.

E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'

Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!

by Alosie December 4, 2009

Wolly Mammoth

The act of excesive pubic hair teabagging, then to exclaim the mating call of a wolly mammoth

Dude i just got a wolly mammoth to the face!

by WhaleFail October 19, 2010

wooly mammoth

when u sit on someones face while they are sleeping and fart, making your butt hairs trumpet in their face.

"Dude, my upper lip has a rash from that wooly mammoth you gave me last night!"

by skullkrack November 23, 2011

wooley mammoth

The act of having not shaven for awhile and pulling down your pants down and placing your hands in a thumbs up position by your doodle and rubbing it on someone and making a mammoth noise.

friend uno: Hey dude look at this.
friend tres: What?
friend uno: (wooley mammoth noise)
friend dose: He just wooley mammoth your face.

by The Cute Sleeper July 27, 2010

wooly mammoth toe

male version of the camel toe but when the guy's nutz are really hairy.

That guy's wooly mammoth toe is showing!

by kingpython March 2, 2011