Malding

Noah Bowlds

Noah is "malding" as always

by Zeke50 December 4, 2023

Maleeking

Another variant, maliqing, it is a reference to an individual called Maleek who is infamous after doxxing Dr. David Wood's wife, having caused a campaign of Quran desecration in response. Maleeking is in essence causing Quran desecrations. It could also refer to snitching on people as Maleek snitched Shaykh Uthman's ‘Dawah bros’

Ridvan: “So uhh, what's going on here? Why's the Quran desecrated again?”

David: He's MALEEKING IT AGAIN!!”

by Wygelija January 27, 2026

Maddening

Explaining the obvious. Akin to John Madden.

I know the sun sets in the west. Quit Maddening me.

by AmadeuS469 October 5, 2025

Pre-Malding

When your girlfriend malds at you before you even do anything wrong

you: hey
her: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you acting like that
you: woman why u Pre-Malding like that i ain’t even do nun

by MaldMaster69 October 19, 2021

Perry-mandering

To cheat on your significant other and be in complete denial

Aww man he was perry-mandering so hard last night.

by Will Perry69 March 9, 2022

o'malleying

(Verb) In the process of doing too much work for little reward

Ryan is o'malleying it.

by Dr. F Money November 28, 2022

keep malding lol

Not to be confused with "Mauled";

Used by anime game players in roblox when

you provided with a powerful response (atleast to them) that they are incapable to respond to

*To "stay mad"*

*Insert very strong argument/case here*
"keep malding lol"

by s15dictionarist May 15, 2024