Math 

The stupidest, most pointless thing ever invented. EVER. There is no point in doing it becuase if your really cared what the square root of 3.678956734526 to the power of 5786.79045678 is, just look at the back of the book. THE ANSWERS ARE ALL THERE.

Duuuuuuuude, I just so totally bombed meh math test
It was to be expected, math is RETARDED after all

Math by IHATEPEOPLEUSINGMYPSEUDONYM November 23, 2010

math 

It's all about numbers.

Easy math is about numbers 3+3=6. Advanced math is about letters a+b=c.

math by Jonathan FeBland May 9, 2007

math 

.........for bitches, no one needs this shit

guy 1: dude i have math class next

guy 2: that sucks man math is for bitches

math by brdwll2k8 February 24, 2009

math 

short for "mathematics". A science taught in schools varying form "basic math" to "calculus" and "statistics". It is known as the study of measurement and properties using numbers and symbols such as < > + = - / and countless others as the work becomes more difficult.

My math teacher must be Jewish because she leaves a ton of homework.

math by skjkitjkz259 August 21, 2006

Math 

Math is the study of patterns in everything. It can be very useful in its applied forms, but it also has the potential to be abstract beyond practicality.

Most modern, research-oriented disciplines within science rely upon math in one way or another.

Math by Peter Mugowsky May 5, 2004

Math 

Language spoken by most Asians

I make my Asian friend do all my math homework.

Math by fatbutslow June 10, 2010

math 

Abstract thinking in its purest forms using numerical objects. Mathematicians and physicists (ie, applied mathematicians) have been proven to be the smartest people in the world; the people who "don't get it" become retarded history majors.

I tried to use the Dirac Delta Function to patch the singularity in the path integral, but LOL it diverges and I failed completely so I had to find a new topoligical metric. Maybe I should have used a contour integral.

math by jdawg January 15, 2004