rigor mortis

when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff
from latin

i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand

by shitze January 12, 2006

Rigor Mortis

A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweed and Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.

Rigor Mortis blew the doors off of Joe's Garage last night.

by Rivothead June 4, 2009

nigga mortis

the phenomenal event that happens to black people after death where the muscles in the body stiffen.

Q: What happened to the black guy after he died?
A: He got nigga mortis!!!

by Contrary_Mary November 25, 2007

rigor mortis

What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long

Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit

by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010

Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty,
Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty,
Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick

Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, yeah

by lbumlbuml August 23, 2021

Trigger Mortis

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.

Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!

by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

Rick and morty

Rick and morty is a funny adult TV show that has a cartoon style, rick and morty go on many intergalactic journeys to "save the world"

Me:Rick and morty is awesome

Rick and morty fanbase:fuck yeah

by Cool.472 July 27, 2018