An immortal species spawned by Canada, they were not formed with evolution, they were formed with steroid infused maple syrup, and they want nothing but destruction for all life on earth, god help us all
by Doctor Sobek October 10, 2020
Get the Moosemug. 
The uncontrollable grunt-like moaning sound made by a man as he spurts forth BALLSACK BOLOGNESE from his BLUE-VEINED YOGURT PUMPER all over his partner, keyboard or belly-button.
So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.
So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.
by Googles January 7, 2005
Get the moosemug. Get the Moosemug. by Sarah October 19, 2004
Get the moosemug. Plural: Moosen
The most awesome animal/beast that exists on the Earth. They could beat up a shark, shoot a terrorist from 5 miles away, and reduce your mortgage payements all at the same time! Although they are very awesome, they are still friendy creatures. Until they attack you.
The most awesome animal/beast that exists on the Earth. They could beat up a shark, shoot a terrorist from 5 miles away, and reduce your mortgage payements all at the same time! Although they are very awesome, they are still friendy creatures. Until they attack you.
Yo dude! You see that moose rip that shark's jaw apart?!
Yeah, and he also reduced the time it will take to pay off my house and/or car by 3 or more years!
Yeah, and he also reduced the time it will take to pay off my house and/or car by 3 or more years!
by Moose Mahn September 19, 2009
Get the Moosemug. What a Canadian writer, or poet, or other challenged artisan consults for inspiration.
Sometimes misspelled as Muse.
Sometimes misspelled as Muse.
by Crow1670 February 4, 2009
Get the Moosemug.