Moose

Jesus riding a T-rex on fire with chocolate sex.

Dude, that was so sick!

I know! That guys such a moose!

Wtf are you talking about?

Look it up, its on urban dictionary now!

by Avigantimos January 1, 2012

moose

hugely equipped

The guy's hung like a moose.

by krimsenkat12 August 23, 2003

moose

The uncontrollable grunt-like moaning sound made by a man as he spurts forth BALLSACK BOLOGNESE from his BLUE-VEINED YOGURT PUMPER all over his partner, keyboard or belly-button.

So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.

I heard you do Moose last night - have you been looking at ogrish again?

by Googles January 7, 2005

Moose

cool, awesome, other words meaning cool....

'oh that's so moose!'

by jenna rae June 11, 2005

moose

A nickname for Mike Mussina of the New York Yankees.

It's time for game 5...let's go Moose!

by Sarah October 19, 2004

Moose

Plural: Moosen
The most awesome animal/beast that exists on the Earth. They could beat up a shark, shoot a terrorist from 5 miles away, and reduce your mortgage payements all at the same time! Although they are very awesome, they are still friendy creatures. Until they attack you.

Yo dude! You see that moose rip that shark's jaw apart?!

Yeah, and he also reduced the time it will take to pay off my house and/or car by 3 or more years!

by Moose Mahn September 19, 2009

Moose

What a Canadian writer, or poet, or other challenged artisan consults for inspiration.
Sometimes misspelled as Muse.

Awww, Eh... Like I'm stuck... I gotta consult my Moose, eh...

by Crow1670 February 4, 2009