mong 

a female that is ususly fat and ugely

rob i can not beleve you fuckt emma
she is such a mong

mong by the fanny wrangeler March 28, 2003

mong 

1. A word used mainly by idiotic teenagers to describe a complete retard. Short for mongol. Is mongol short for Mongolian? I'm not sure.

2. Contraction of man thong (a thong made for or worn by a male).

1. "Get your shoes off your hands you mong!"

2. "Does this new mong make my ass look big?"

mong by Zelda199 February 21, 2007

mong 

A Mong is a Man Thong. I am amazed that no one has yet named this repulsive item.

Dude, I went to the French Riviera looking for hot naked chicks but instead I saw a bunch of guys bearing their nasty hairy asses and wearing mongs. Makes me glad to be an American!

mong by Rooster_D January 26, 2008

Mong 

One who is sexy and derives income from the earnings of a prostitute usually by soliciting business.

"Dang! that girl just got monged."
"Man.. you sure are mongin' today"

Mong by Seth February 9, 2005

Mong 

To sit down and relax, allowing the effects of whatever you have just taken (alcohol, weed, etc) to sink in and take over you.

(smoking a joint) A- Woah, doesn't everything look...green?
(doing the same) B- Don't mong yet you freak; fight the mong!

1- Oi, you alrite?
2-Allow him, he's mong-ing
1-Don't let him mong, my parents are coming home!

Mong by Datman January 10, 2008

mong 

1: cool
2: amusing
3: amazing

1: "that persons hair is so mong"
2: "this game is quite mong"
3: "look at that! its mong."

mong by meghan and smee August 29, 2005

Mong 

To relax or chill out

ah, I'm fucking tired, time to mong.......

Mong by Zoomungus November 27, 2014