A wishy-washy, namby-pamby white liberal euphemism for a person who rapes or has sexual intercourse with a child. Using the less offensive liberal expression removes much of the horror of the act, and lets liberals plead for mercy and gentle treatment of the malefactor.
A child molester should be called a child raper. A mosquito molests people. A child molester rapes and sodomizes little kids. These foul scums should be hanged, not coddled.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

The sort of person who would molest an otherwise innocent amphibian. Like asshole, but less harsh (and more unexpected).
by William DXII May 18, 2016

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.
by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018

Mutual molestation is a type of consentual sexual relation in which both parties molest eachother, giving it the name mutual molestation, or "mm" for short
by TopHatTim July 5, 2019

the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.
by jizz in ma mouth September 9, 2011

The look that a grown ass man has on his face when he wants to put his dick in anything. Usually occurs after several liquor drinks mixed with xanax.
Chad: Dude, Bobby has that molester look in his eye again..
Jonathan: Someone's butthole is in serious jeopardy...
Jonathan: Someone's butthole is in serious jeopardy...
by Newby27Heath31 July 17, 2010

by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010
