by Joewants69 January 30, 2012
Get the Masturbathing mug.A term coined by American Psychologist Albert Ellis explaining that if you look at the things that anger, upset or frustrate you, 99 % of the time, you have a MUST, OUGHT or SHOULD in your thoughts.
Parents:
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...
Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.
Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...
Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.
Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.
by Black hearted emo February 14, 2020
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No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.
by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014
Get the Mentally masturbating mug.When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.
Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.
Person 2: No evil masturbating !
Person 2: No evil masturbating !
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by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015
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Poorly typed blank card ( from Cards Against Humanity) that was ment to say 'masterbating'
Poorly typed blank card ( from Cards Against Humanity) that was ment to say 'masterbating'
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