Missle toe

A missle that looks like a toe

Person 1: OK fine I killed them
Person 2: With what?
Person 1: A missle toe🙄🙄🙄🙄

by SlayQueenCheryl September 3, 2022

cunt missle

when a woman squirts aggressively and shoots it into her partner’s eye

“I accidentally cunt-missled my boyfriend last night.”

“Dude she cunt-missled me so hard.”

“I’m going to let Jenny cunt missle me.”

by bigdaddygen May 23, 2022

Florida Missle

Noun: A beer bottle thrown from a moving vehicle typically at another moving vehicle or individual/group of individuals.

I saw the SOB that stole my surfboard so I launched a Florida missle at him!

by Jethro Bodean Jr IV January 4, 2025

guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner

Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

shit missle

when you wrap your dick around your ballsack and put it in your butthole and poop in your penis and load up and jack off and shoot shit out of your cock

bro, stop playing before I shoot my shit missle.

by stretchgod October 21, 2025

Stinger Missle

the very end of a blunt or joint that typically burns your finger tips.

Yo dude this is a fuckin’ stinger missle
You wanna hit this stinker missle?
The blunt is out, you wanna roach the stinger missle?

by GuysInBears October 25, 2025

The Predator Missle

The sexual act of climbing to the top of your dresser and jumping into your partner dick and balls a'floppin in hopes of insertion screaming "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND!"

Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door

The Predator Missle:

Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"

Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"

by Vaporname June 3, 2023