person 1 : i took your gold and sold it so i can buy a car
person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !
person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !
by ghostoman August 31, 2023
Get the Have you lost your fucking mind !mug. by Hmug February 10, 2021
Get the Mind Fuckmug. Someone or something that overloads your mind — twists your perceptions, provokes intrigue & curiosity, or leaves you dazed & confused — creating euphoric sensations through your body from mental overstimulation.
by X•x•o•x•X November 4, 2025
Get the Mind fuckmug. When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
Get the Neumann Mind-Fuckmug. Someone or something that overloads your mind — twists your perceptions, provokes intense intrigue, leaves you dazed & fascinated, creating a euphoric sensation from mental overstimulation.
by X•x•o•x•X November 3, 2025
Get the Mind fuckmug. If the mom fucked the dad and had two kids boy and girl and the boy fucked the mom and the girl fucked the mom the children of the mom and boy is called the dad then who is the real dad if none of this was real....mind fucked
by Fuck mined,being confused December 30, 2011
Get the Mind Fuckmug. by X3S June 2, 2021
Get the Fuck Mindmug.