Merline

A queer magician from a far away Galaxy, referered to by his homo sexual french Canadian band of wizard homo's as "Alexandre" When he is not casting spells to have sex with drunk men at his local bar in Dorval, you can find Merlin blowing guys on a backstreet in his Mustang space machine.

"Man I just saw this dude with glasses and blue hair blowing 3 dude"

"Man it was probably Merline"

by joey stuffs December 16, 2011

merloment

noun; A minute portion of time where your judgement was affected by the consumption of too much wine.

Northwestern, U.S., valley term derived from the word merlot and moment. Merlot: A dry red wine made from a widely grown grape originally used in the Bordeaux region of France for blending; or the grape itself. Moment: A brief period of time.

At the party agreeing with his girlfriend that "Her ass really does look bigger in those jeans" was an urrealized merloment for Jim.

by E. Seitz August 4, 2006

merloted

gettin bombed on fine red wine

That girl is drinking pints of red wine shes gonna be merloted in an hour

by gagggs4 February 6, 2009

Merlosis

Noun: A medical condition that causes writer's block, mood swings, loss of magical powers, and procrastination. It is typically identified in authors of successful, yet unfinished fanfictions.

"Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been diagnosed with merlosis."

"I was reading this really cool clopfic, but it wasn't finished because the author has merlosis."

by Baffleball January 17, 2015

merlin olsen

1. Someone you say you know to make you sound important.
2. Former NFL football player, announcer and actor.

I’m kind of a big deal. I know Merlin Olsen.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Merlin Wizard

Someone is a Merlin Wizard when they pretend to understand an inside joke.

Did you see Nick laughing at our inside joke?
Yeah, he's such a Merlin Wizard.

by Mgoo February 14, 2022

The "Merlin"

When your at mardi gras, standing on a balcony and see someone you dont like. You whip it out, wack it off, and shoot your load into your hand. Then, throw the load off the balcony while reciting the word "Merlin"

Jack: Hey, isn't that your girlfriend making out with that guy down there?
Jim: Grrrrrrrr... "MERLIN"

by littlejo2k December 21, 2004