Manchester United

A T-shirt and merchanising team, also plays football but to a lesser extent
by Scorp September 22, 2003
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manchester united

a merchandising company based in manchester, england, who are responsible for paying the referee salaries in the english premier league, also to some extent involved in playing football.
person a: this year arsenal will win the premiership! they smashed chelsea yesterday 4-1!

person b: no, manchester united will win, they have the most expensive players and the best referees.
by schjuell isttamaaItb December 02, 2009
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manchester cunts

fucking arse licking bastards who dont even live in manchester but brag about their team winning the premiership
"you fuckimg manchester cunt"
by scotty May 14, 2003
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Manchester Method

A contraceptive method.
The act of swilling out the vaginal canal with Coca-Cola to prevent conception.
Did you use a condom? Nahh, we used the Manchester Method.
by Coffee Drinker August 19, 2017
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Manchester Projects

One of the most feared and worst neighborhoods in the Burque, and all the 505.

Unless you know someone living there you should not wander in.
Oye, where is that pachanga at..?

In the Manchester Projects, vamos.

Chale. I can't I have kids.
by Larry_Legend April 22, 2011
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Manchester handshake

a common sight in the north of England is a man walking down the street with his hands down his pants, playing with his balls. Should he meet an acquaintance, they will invariably shake hands and exchange ball sweat.
They fired me on Monday, so I gave my boss a Manchester handshake...
by gerrouadat June 30, 2013
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Manchester

A girl with an especially small rack is known as a Manchester (Man-Chester) especially if her chest has no curves or definition. Keira Knightley is the most famous example of this.
Mike: I gotta give you props on your new chick, she is kinda fine, but she's a bit of a manchester.

Dave: Her ass makes up for it though, G'dunkadunk!
by darkest_light January 02, 2010
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