Dundalk Mayonnaise

Another way of saying Miracle Whip if you happen to be from the zip code 21222.

I really hate myself so I put dundalk mayonnaise on my sandwich.

by Entitled Consumer August 25, 2022

Mayonnaise-boy

Typically Caucasian male - bland as fuck . A boring man who takes pride in some awful 9-5, or gets excited about going bowling. He seems nice enough at first, but as time passes he is truly unbearable. He is ignorant of any privilege , and by he same token any real suffering going on in the world. He uses the word "hashtag" in regular conversation, and is pretty defensive of his opinion-posts online. He's not the worst guy in the world though, he's the cream of the crop..if the crop was crap . He probably repeats a lot of dad jokes .

"Hey, are you and Seanathan going on a second date?"

"Oh god no. He spent all night talking about how we should be allowed to use the n-word .Between that and his obsession with dubstep , he's just too much of a mayonnaise-boy."

by Acidslap February 20, 2015

Special Mayonnaise

Any local Kebab/Burger shop serves 'special' mayonnaise, sourced locally from the shops employees. Each night, the 'special' mayonnaise varies in number of ingredients, dependant on the number of employees at the retail outlet.

seller:Would you like some Special Mayonnaise

Customer: How special is it?

Seller: Well tonight there are....(counts employees)....5 ingredients

Customer: hmmm.....no thanks, i'll go without

by elratboyo April 21, 2010

mayonnaise momma

A white girl.

From episode 1 of the American animated television series Drawn Together.

Foxxy: I got a mayonnaise momma on my licking hole

by DrwnTgthr69 October 30, 2011

mustard and mayonnaise

Yay slang popularized by the one and only Forty Water aka E40, a name that refers to the yellow and white stripe on the sidewall of Vogue tires.

Got that 68' coug, on mustard and mayonnaise wit triple gold hunit spokes.

by bigg hood May 27, 2006

mayonnaise bomb

1) of or pertaining to bukkake-style activities. 2) the act of dropping a large, creamy load of baby batter in some random sluts' eyes.

"Lemme tell ya, francis, If it weren't for her mom, I never would've dropped the mayonnaise bomb."

by Captain Sheepdog December 29, 2009

mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009