A market girl is a term for a transient and passing moment of beauty. A girl who is way more attractive than she has any right to be, wearing cheap clothes and garish gold jewellery that should be repellent, but on her is intoxicating. And she is ephemeral, within 1-2 years, her beauty will be long gone, mislaid somewhere between pizzas in front of Jeremy Kyle and a string of useless wanker boyfriends who all do the unspeakable things to her that the rest of us only dare to dream of...
Dave: So, is she marriage material, then?
Pete: Nah, mate, she’s a market girl, only 2 years left before she’ll have a tramp stamp and a pushchair!
Pete: Nah, mate, she’s a market girl, only 2 years left before she’ll have a tramp stamp and a pushchair!
by Phoney_Mahoney November 15, 2019
Get the Market Girlmug. Splash Marketing. noun. This is the effective use of contemporary social media to put forth a product or service. It is the OPPOSITE of spamming your friends on their social media to buy your items or services. Its a concise, directed approach as opposed to "HI NAME IS BLAH BLAH and I made BLAH BLAH BLAH, contact me at BLAHBLAHBLAH" posted over and over. Its a more subtle approach to building a brand by posting pictures, and letting your audience in a bit more into your personal life. When people feel more connected to you as an artist, people are more comfortable spending more money more often.
Splash marketing is a way to gently let your friends, and thus their friends know that you are available with a valuable resource and your instantly accessible when they need you.
by JonesArtGlass August 3, 2011
Get the Splash Marketingmug. Place that sell a whole lotta shit but mainly known for the clothes. They sell some good quality shit for crazy low prices. Its 99 percent stolen from stores, and then sold to the dudes runnin the flea. Get the nicest name brands for cheap, things that cost 70 bucks for 20, n things that were once 40 r around 10 bucks. Get errything from Tee's, to jerseys, jeans, shoes, knives, jewelry, its where u go if u got some money n u come out wit a whole lotta fresh shit that with all ur money shoulda costed u wat u bought on 1 thing. The one thing the white boys stil dont kno about. Errything else been commercialzed. AKA the Flea. Most r only open early on saturdays n sundays.
by ClapUpYaBrain September 25, 2005
Get the Flea Marketmug. an evil branch of the cutco company that uses college and high school grad students as fodder to sell its products, via by first pushing the product on to their friends and family by playing the guilt card and eventually if possible friends of friends until they ran out of people. While it is possible to make money by doing this but the grand majority of us won't due to fuel cost and other factors
vector marketing's base play looks awesome but if you really take time and do the math it's not really worth it
by extreme133 June 3, 2010
Get the vector marketingmug. Like the Black Market, only all the illegal items you will ever need come from your fellow inmate's asshole. Hence, brown.
Guard Falzone: Listen, just tell us where you got the melon baller.
Prisoner: (sigh) Jerry's asshole.
Guard Falzone: You mean...?
Prisoner: Yup, The Brown Market.
Prisoner: (sigh) Jerry's asshole.
Guard Falzone: You mean...?
Prisoner: Yup, The Brown Market.
by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008
Get the The Brown Marketmug. When a party/gathering has an over-whelming number of females and no males. The counter-part to 'sausage-fest' but much, much worse.
Kelly: Hey, let's go to that Sig Tau party, I heard it's great.
Susan: No way! I just got back from there, total fish market!
Susan: No way! I just got back from there, total fish market!
by Honest-E September 27, 2010
Get the Fish Marketmug. by zkpilot November 24, 2011
Get the market sharemug.