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Marcos is a short ass mexican that thinks he is good at fortnite but is fucking trash at it. He also likes to eat tacos until his retarded mother tells him to stop. He is also a faggot that likes to spank other people in the ass with a ruler.
Marcos you are a bitch for eating my damn tacos without my permission.
Marcos by OotMeal November 6, 2019
O i wish i had marcos dick
Marcos by Blyat128 December 12, 2016
One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. Gentleman, and is very good at treating women with respect. The hotest guy you will ever meet u cant find anybody cooler than marcos. Genuinely nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving. Usually the guy who plays handball. Sucks at basketball. He's contemptuous, however not in a rude sarcastic way, but a funny sarcastic way. Has an incredible taste in doodle jump. Enjoys running. Marcos is also a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. Always there to be a shoulder to cry on whenever you meet him. If you meet a Marcos in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
Marcos is cool sexy as american.
#Marcos sexy as hell
Marcos by Marcos A June 15, 2017
marcos bullies people all the time but he’s also very funny, entertaining. i love reading his tweets and i bet he looks handsome even tho he’s a complete dickhead
“i hate you guys but i can’t stop loving you cause i love you by default and i hate that omg” see marcos bullies us all the time
“ethan dolan no one likes your feet its ugly disgusting and nasty” he’s bullying ethan
Marcos by unknowndolan August 29, 2017
broken fingers, sexual but not sexy, plays clicker heroes all day.
Marcos gets 9 Quadrillion coins in clicker heroes all the time.
Marcos by Ultron58941 December 1, 2017
Marcos: A man who is an Alpha a true Chad in his field of expertise. Usually has a Magnum dong with the ability to penetrate any object both within the physical and spiritual plane.
Hey that guy looks like a total Marcos.

I hope I get to witness his Magnum dong
Marcos by Real_meat_yeeter September 23, 2018
If you are white and named Marcos your parents were high at the time of your birth or should probably be in a mental institution. As a baby you were dropped several times resulting in a confusion which explains your low IQ(17IQ). Likes girls one year younger( kind of like a pedophile but not as extreme). Marcoses are creative but mainly twist others ideas and pretends that they’re their own. Love video games, books, and won’t listen in class. Works at “McDonald’s” (really just reads a lot). Marcoses are rated just behind stalin and Jack the Ripper( In terms of sanity)
Ahahahahah ( hitting chest with forearm) I’m MaRcOs!?!?
Marcos by Baguette 🥖 Gang February 13, 2019