Malachi

A guy Addicted to memes and fapping to lolis t-posing

Has a tiny Pensi
Fuck... Malachi is t-posing again
by Fapper Man June 02, 2018
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Malachi

Stupid little white boy with no friends....and will never get a girlfriend and he mostly likes guys anyway
Girl :ewww Malachi is so ugly

Mlachi : it's ok I like your ex anyway
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Malachi

Malachi likes little girls, especially Pan from DBGT. He also has the worst takes of all time.
Man, Malachi said he likes Pan and thinks Sonic 06 is A tier
by MrMakerMan September 25, 2020
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Malachi

Malachi is a flat out peace of shit smells like shit an looks likes shit and slays no poon only penis in his pink socks.
by The king12 April 16, 2016
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Malachy

An annoying little bitch who never seems to be quiet and always is moaning about something
Boy: oh go away stop being such a malachy
Malachy: no I’ll do what I want
by Malachylikesboys October 23, 2019
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Malachi

Guy one:That movie was so fake
Guy two:Like Malachi?
by An innocent man February 23, 2017
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Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."
by JizzleDizzle September 06, 2007
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