Maguire

The worst player in football history

Your football skills are so bad! You’re even worse than Maguire !

by GOAT Cristiano Messi September 1, 2023

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Maguire

1. Harry Maguire

2. a last name

Harry Maguire is a fucking slab-head

by Creasmcdhncf September 9, 2023

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tyler maguire

Big booty muscle boy. Very sexy but has a micro penis due to his roids. Pretends he is not gay but everyone knows the truth.

Tyler Maguire (big booty and muscles) *touches Talos' legs*

by Gigachad420 July 8, 2022

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Maguired

To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.

"So sorry I didn't turn up for that last court date, your Honour, I got Maguired."

by scunnydelight June 15, 2022

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Maguire

Failing due to believe in a false inspiration.

Aspire to inspire to Maguire.

by Yoorye May 7, 2022

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Maguirism

A condition where your body turns into a fridge and you can't move. People you try to help end up suffering because of you.

Jane used to be so hot. Now she's become a fridge. Looks like she's got Maguirism.
He helped his friends complete their homework. Now nobody wants his help. Oh no maybe that is maguiristic act.

by Not my Real Name :| December 30, 2021

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