logging

When Russian ladies feel lonely, they do a massive shite, freeze it and at times of need, use it as a dildo, according to Manchipp.

So there I was, chillin with my hot Ruski Mama when all of a sudden and with no suggestion for me, she goes to the freezer and drags out this 13 inch shit and starts to masturdate using it. So obviously I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said, "Logging, it's all the range here in Russia" (but in Russian clearly, as she was russian)

by stretch June 6, 2003

Logging

Logging (also known as Facebook logging) is when someone logs into someone's open Facebook account and fucks with their settings or just their Facebook statuses. This term is prefered over the term "hacking" sense there is no actual hacking involved and only stupid 12 years old girls actually still call it hacking.

Girl on boy's Facebook account: Haha hacked u love u
Friend of boy's account comments: You didn't hack him you stupid bitch you were just logging him.

by StoneTown August 30, 2012

Langing

When you chill out or relax somewhere you are "langing".

Person 1: What you up to tonight mate?
Person 2: Im just langing at mine at mine

by DLuce March 11, 2009

Lincoln Logging

When 5 or more black men get in a close circle and stack all of their penises on top of one another, similar to the kids toy.

Lincoln logging is a very popular past time in the hood.

by T.P. for my bunghole October 24, 2017

Water Logging

When you drink to much water, or liquid to fast and you throw it right back up.

Look at Jim, hes water logging himself, he drank way to much to fast and now is over the side of the boat puking

by DEZ2018 March 7, 2018

Nodder Logging

The act of evacuating ones bowels into a condom.

Wow, everything got a bit fucked up last night. I walked into the kitchen and caught some chap nodder logging by the fridge.

by Dr Pedalo January 17, 2015

Logging

Another Term for Masturbate (Or Masturbating), started on an internet forum in the thread "The Masturbation Log"

Also: Log, Logged, Logger

Kram3r: Barka! I'm trying to catch this fucking Teddirusa but my pokeball keeps fucking up!

Barker: Shut up, I'm logging. ~haermm~

by Neil Green November 8, 2007