lolitsalex

A 48 year old man who plays a block game and asks egirls for nudes and in return he lets them into his house. He does this because he suffers from hair loss and cannot pick up girls irl.

Basically another term for a Pedo

Me:"Stop being such a lolitsalex Jason."

by Bindless April 6, 2017

lilbittadis lilbittadat

A little bit of this, a little bit of that - a vague discription of one's activities

- "what have you been up to?"
- "lilbittadis lilbittadat"

by whiskymack June 29, 2004

r/Lolitary

A subreddit full of 35-48 year old pedophiles neckbeards whose entire existence is for projecting their their sexual fantasies onto other people and harass people online. They all have extreme cases of schizophrenia but act like they are always morally in the right. They like to use ironic and unfunny memes unironically in their arguments and also like to make up facts that doesn't exist and pretend nothing is wrong when one of their own is doing illegal things. They also like to make up and keep bringing up "facts" that has been debunked countless times. They don't have a real job since they dedicate all their time to look for loli artworks to harass people and real CSA material to use in their arguments. Members of their groups have been revealed to be actual pedophiles and child groomers multiple times but they will defend them with their dying breath saying fictional porn is worse.

Person 1: So you like you loli characters huh?
Person 2: Yes I do
Person 1: So you like this huh you Pedo *shows real CSA pictures
Person 2: WTF?
Person 3: Classic r/Lolitary member behavior

by PomuHub April 12, 2022

Lolita

A young woman who is attracted to older men, and how older men find attractive. Said woman is often sexually appealing and precocious.

The Lolita Lauren was attracted to her history teacher.

by Zombiestalin February 19, 2009

lolbating

To use the letters LOL for sexual stimulation.

lolololololololol *lolbating*
lol

by Qwerty Joe December 20, 2005

lollitop

Head, given when the top of the male member is the only part getting worked on. Rookies often make this mistake, thinking giving head must be like licking a lollipop.

A: Yo! Check out that bitty!
B: Man, shes 14. You trying to get that lollitop?

by eStaff January 1, 2009

lolfit

The act of laughing so much, uncontrollably that you don't stop for at least 5 minutes. No matter how hard you try to stop, you can't stop laughing. The tears in your eye, stomach hurting kind of laughing.

Jimmy watches a video about cats on YouTube and erupted into a lolfit. It took 3 weeks for him to stop laughing.

by cadgod120 November 12, 2009