The act of laughing so much, uncontrollably that you don't stop for at least 5 minutes. No matter how hard you try to stop, you can't stop laughing. The tears in your eye, stomach hurting kind of laughing.
Jimmy watches a video about cats on YouTube and erupted into a lolfit. It took 3 weeks for him to stop laughing.
Lolita is a Japanese street fashion inspired by Rococo and Victorian eras. This fashion is meant to be very modest and innocent looking with frills and lace. Round cupcake shapes skirts and aristocratic like blouses.
A 48 year old man who plays a block game and asks egirls for nudes and in return he lets them into his house. He does this because he suffers from hair loss and cannot pick up girls irl.
"I think I like lolitics and failing about the same"
"Have you seem my favorite lolitics? It's the one with Obama at the podium pointing his hand sternly, and he's going "EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THIS!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.