logjam

logjam (log-jam) - noun

1) When you defecate and a chunk of fecal matter is pinched off/left behind and you are unable to push this small remainder out.

As a result, when you wipe, you can never get completely clean, because every time you apply toilet paper you push a little bit of the pinch off poop nugget out, re-dirtying your balloon knot.

The only solution is to either get lucky enough for a bigger log to come down the pipe and clear the logjam, get in there with some kind of wedging tool (or your finger), wipe until your wrinkled penny is red and sore, flush it with water, or just walk around with mudbutt.

I took a dump and didn't get it all out. As a result, there was a logjam and no amount of wiping could get it cleared out.

by The Grunter July 27, 2011

Alabama Logjammer

when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your penis in her mouth (Caution: It must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).

Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.

by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009

Logjammer

One who comes to fix the cable.

Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again

by The Dude March 4, 2003

logjam

when the toilet won't flush because there's a turd stuck.

I wanted to use the public toilet but it was out of order due to a logjam.

by Kliff215 February 11, 2009

Louisiana Logjam

The southern variation of the Cleveland Steamer. One person assumes a tri-pod position on the ground or other hard surface and opens his or her butt cheeks. The other squats down on top of the open asshole and defecates directly into it, thus, creating the "logjam."

She thought she was going to get the pile-driver of a lifetime, but I surprised her with a Louisiana Logjam. There was no second date.

by Tom Haley August 24, 2009

logjam

The state of a public restroom wherein each bathroom stall is occupied.

I had to use the fourth floor restroom because of the logjam on third.

by Matthew W June 11, 2006

logjam

A gathering of dudes or hanging out with only males.

This party is a total logjam.

by Nate Gates May 13, 2005