Blue Lock

literally peak, id fuck every character. read blue lock.

"bro did you see the latest blue lock chapter?"
"bro i like cock, of course i saw it!

by TheSouthWillRiseOnceMore August 17, 2021

locker-flocker

People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.

Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!

Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.

by fuegoagua April 8, 2010

lickety piss

Someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. Suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.

Morson: Dude how much did you drink last night?
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!

by AnchorAbear2 November 22, 2010

U-lock Justice

Using a 2-5 pound piece of steel, originally intended to lock a bike, to do cosmetic damage to a 2,000-10,000 pound piece of steel originally intended to transport human beings used to purposefully do physical, possibly lethal damage to a human being on a bicycle.

After being repeatedly honked at and passed very closely at high speeds I enacted U-Lock justice. The driver now might think twice before purposefully endangering the life of another human being.

by turdsworth November 22, 2011

Dummy lock

To use a padlock in a manner in which it appears to be closed, but in fact, is still open.

Hey, I don't have my key, so just dummy lock it so I can open the shed later.

by angry chocolate. February 9, 2014

caps lock harry

Using caps lock text in order to convey serious anger, outrage, sadness or grief. origin: Harry Potter and his outrageous CAPS LOCK YELLING throughout the series, but particularly in book 5.

john: i don't think we should see each other any more
jane: WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE, YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKER THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.
john: woah settle down, don't go all caps lock harry on me.

by mofee November 10, 2009

Lock and Key

It"s usually used when you're talking about your best friend meaning he/she holds you together and keeps you in check. Also could mean you two belong together.

she is my lock and key, i don't know what i'd do without her.

by bathtub queen April 4, 2017