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Lionel

The kindest guy you could ever meet. He's always hormonal for some weird reason, and will always say anything slick just because he's bored. Lionel's are one of the most genuine people you could ever meet, hold on to him as a friend for as long as possible. You could easily catch feelings for him. Lionel's are the type of guys with weird kinks and loves short dark girls. He won't know when to stop playing and also has an obsession with emo rap. He will be considered as the "Jokester" Type of friend. When an Lionel says they love you THEY MEAN IT. Don't ever take their love for granted and always be there for them.
Lionel: I didn't have anything better to do so i'm messing with her/him.

"Omg Lionel stop you're playing with my feelings."
by likeableme July 26, 2022
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big meaty cock wet and soggy wetbits daddy lionel can beat your ass like my dad did 19 years ago
UHHHHHH LIONEL DONT BEAT ME
to late little one cum here bbg
by daddyyesdad November 16, 2022
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Lionel

Probably the hottest guy on earth. When you first meet him he can be a total prick and a really big jerk, but when you get to know him and get on his good side, he can be the most chill person in the world. Not to mention his looks are sexy as fuck. He's your average fuck-boy but you're lucky you even got a piece. Probably knew him from grade school when he was a nerd and shit but he shows up to highschool after a vacation, everyone would simp.

Good nicknames for him: Lion, Leon, Leo
Yo, is that Lionel? Dude's hot!
Hey, Lionel looks sexier than my boyfrie- I mean ex. Anyways is he single?
by HighkeySimppp September 10, 2021
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Lionel Messi

Messi is a Gay Autistic sped. Messi looks like a kid who snuck onto the pitch during halftime and just never left — and somehow nobody noticed for 20 years. Man’s built like the default FIFA character before you unlock custom settings. Bro got carried by Barcelona for a decade like a spoiled little nephew on a family vacation. Every time he scores, it looks like someone handed out participation trophies early. Let’s not forget that World Cup — Argentina basically dragged him over the finish line like dead weight on a wagon. And his MLS "dominance"? Bro is out here scoring hat-tricks against gym teachers and Uber drivers. Messi be walking like he's got main character energy, but he couldn’t even survive in a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke. If gravity was 10% stronger, this man would disappear into the grass. He’s just a short ass sped who gets mogged by the rizzler.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025
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Lionel

To describe immortality, greatness, something great, and many other positive things.
He can manage to solve all the problems by his own hands. What a Lionel.
by LionelWayne July 2, 2025
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To describe greatness, awesomeness, and many other super positive things or matters that occur.
You managed to pass that super-hard exam? Wow! You’re such a Lionel.
by Capur August 2, 2025
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Incredibly grumpy. Can never appreciate a joke and gets mad at the slightest teasing. When he gets mad, smoke comes out of his ears from his lungs, regenerating them. King of Grumps in Grumpsburg. Also unbelievably performative.
Lionel is sooooooo grumpy
by HamidSmither December 8, 2025
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