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Linkon

Awesome big dick like a fucking whale great guy awesome at shagging
Linkon is awesome
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linked in

Another way for your friends and coworkers to annoy you with useless spam.
WTF? m00npie sent me another linked in invite!
by roamer September 16, 2008
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LinkedIn

The professional's version of Facebook for use as a career networking tool. You have a "public profile" that corresponds to a Facebook "wall." Instead of "friends", you have "connections." You gain access to the connections of your connections unless they "hide" them and you can hide yours. When you have a connection, you have their contact information. You can have professional recommendations posted on your page.

LinkedIn is also a frequently used sock puppet for identity thieves. Never accept connections from people you don't know. Never put your real physical address into the contact section; give an e-mail address and an unlisted telephone number.

LinkedIn is also a tool that many recruiters (scalpers/headhunters) use in a dishonest manner. Their attempts to connect with you are phishing expeditions to get your connection list. The job that they claim to have is nearly always fake; it is bait, if you accept their connection you will never hear from them again or they will tell you that the job is filled. Recruiters always hide all their connections so you get nothing from them (all take and no give)

Ignore any offer for connections from a recruiter. If you want to contact them, do so outside of LinkedIn. Read their public profile (many recruiters have contact information there). If so, call or Email directly (use unlisted phone). If not, send an InMessage through LinkedIn giving them only an Email address and an unlisted phone number.
LinkedIn can be a useful tool to keep up with your professional contacts
by Former Wyeth Again December 4, 2011
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licken chicken

"Bravo One this is Tango Four Two, we got twelve nuns in the gap--they need some holy water. How copy, over?"

"Tango Four Two this is Bravo One, I hear you Licken Chicken, over."
by Johnnyboy77 August 5, 2007
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Linketh

Linketh is a huge faggot from Gaiaonline.com
Formerly a meth addict, amongst other substances, he thinks he is god of GD. To look to such a massive failure for social standards is basically the same as asking a homeless man for financial advise.
I once heard Linketh sucked a dick to score some cocaine.
by Tucker Carlson April 27, 2009
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Linkette

The female version of Link from Legend of Zelda. She has become quite popular now, and is all over facebook and the interwebs.
The first Linkette page on facebook was made by a girl named Jennifer who also runs the Dark Linkette page.
1) Have you seen the rule63 Link? She's called Linkette.
2) The newest hero of time is Linkette.
by MiakaYuuki January 16, 2012
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Abraham Linking

When, you, or anyone or your friends decides to talk to any female; whether that be a family member, mother or general acquaintance, it's vitally important to show how you feel about this by shouting 'ABRAHAM LINKING' which derives from the word 'linking' meaning to pull a girl.

This will certainly show how you feel about the situation and will no-doubt encourage your friend to go for the pull, unless it's a family member, where it's encouraged to avoid any sexual contact!

Editors Note: It's also an important feature of the AL (Abraham Linking) Technique to ask if the said male friend if he's done the homework on Abraham linking, enquiring if he's handed his essay in
Girl: 'Hi Kieran'
Friend 1: 'omg man, is that Abraham Linking over there'
Friend 2: 'WTF yes it is, go on abrahham!'
Kieran: 'hey b3bie'

Girls automatically comes!
by Unknown Linker (Abraham) December 1, 2010
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