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Mother-in-lawlandia

A sovereign nation found within the state of Montana, nearby to Missoula.
Capitol: the main house.
Population: 1 to 4 depending on plane fares.
Noun.
Grizzly John got fed up with the high falootin city folk in Missoula so after a stand off, with the ATF, he declared Mother-in-lawlandia a sovereign nation.
by Mountain Dougie February 11, 2005
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Lalani-Frank Conjecture

The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011
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lalande

a person with the name Lalande is usually a girl who's always looking for love. Her passion is so deep, that when she finds he man of her dreams, she wins him over with her charm and elegance . She cares deeply about her appearance and always looks her best. This name usually portrays someone with beautiful olive skin and thick, dark waves of hair. She can be quiet when around people she doesn't know but when with the people she does, she has a fun personality.one of the best things about this person is when they look into your eyes, you feel a real connection between each of you. When she does this, she really loves you.
"Wow, this girls good with her guys, she must be a Lalande!"
by Sarah.goat March 23, 2017
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laylah

Laylah is that typical bitch who dont gaf. She dont care about what any bitch gotta say. She can make any nigga fall for her. And she’s probably the most loyalist person ever.
Emma: Omg, Who Is She!?

Jack: That’s Probably Laylah!
by bombaclatt5 March 1, 2023
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Layla

A song by Eric Clapton, It is also a name for a girl who is amazing in every way. She has beautiful dark hair and the deepest brown eyes. She knows every one and is super popular, and she has the most amazing laugh. She is skinny but has curves which men die for. Every one likes her and she is the most amazing kisser, she is a girl who is unexperienced but is willing to try. She is hot and smart and fun to be around. She is also always dating a guy named Austin.
Is that girl related to "Layla".
I bet that girl is named "Layla" she's just to perfect.
by Youcancallmeaustin<3layla April 2, 2013
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layman's terms

Saying something technical/confusing in an easy to understand manner (like when someone says a confusing phrase, whilst the other is like "SPEAK ENGLISH!")
"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, 'Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out'"
by Cakeisalie January 3, 2008
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layla

A song done by Derek & Dominos in their album Layla & Other Assorted Love Songs, in the year 1970 which had Eric Clapton as a member in its band. It also features Duane Allman. The song was written by Eric Clapton for the women he loved named Pattie Boyd who was his best friend's wife (George Harrison). The song had mixed reviews and had little airplay due its 7 minute lenght but it has been revived in the last few years and now a staple of classic music radio stations and on the SBC Yahoo DSL commercials.
Layla is the greatest song ever made. Eric Clapton is god!
by Patick J. Sunbury July 15, 2008
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