a lax bro is a guy who plays the dope sport called lax. He acts pretty gay, using language like “broski” , “stoked”, and “brah” to communicate with other fellow lax bro members. They grow their hair to their shoulders which is known as “the flow”. 99.999% of the time a lax bro is white and originates from the east coast of
America. They drive yachts, get hoes, and wear
preppy clothing like vineyard vines polos, madras, rainbow reefs, high white socks, and hemp necklaces. Some common lax bro names are Shawn, Chad,
Todd, Brian, and Brett. Lax is their
god, and he will always come first. #BrosBeforeHoes #LaxBeforeHoes