Laundry Conditioner 

Fabric Softener

Kenzie and Jake went to the store to get some Downy Laundry Conditioner.

Laundry Conditioner by JaZie April 24, 2010

laundry bingo 

when you are looking for a article of clothing in a washing machine or dryer and you must continue to pull out clothes until the right one is found.

Josh: "did you find something to wear yet?"

Pam: "no i cant find the shirt i was looking for in the washing machine"

Josh: "well im gunna go grab a beer while you play laundry bingo"

laundry bingo by kamrun82 August 4, 2010

laundry looting 

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

laundry looting by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

Laundry Event Horizon 

The point at which one can no longer avoid doing the laundry.

i.e. all shirts & skivvies are past the 3-day inside-out rule; and all your pants & socks are funk-starched to the point of standing on their own. You are past the laundry event horizon.

Laundry Event Horizon by norm051 April 18, 2011

laundry sugar 

Laundry detergent

Can you go buy some laundry sugar?

laundry sugar by Skyjaxx February 14, 2017

Laundry Basket

An alternate closet that sits on your bedroom floor after clothes are removed from the dryer

"Hey, do you have a spare dress? " "Yes, check my laundry basket."

Laundry Basket by ColonelCookies March 22, 2017

Laundry Basketing

Admitting a crush, to another person without them knowing.

"is Alana laundry basketing to Andrew?"

"Totally, I dont think he noticed."

Laundry Basketing by Littyinthecity May 29, 2018