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Jake Larson

People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.
Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly.

When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.
by John Doesn't Sawyer December 20, 2016
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Brie Larson

An actress. She was in Captain Marvel, playing the titular character. People really hate her for some weird reason.
"Bruh, that's the 50th time TODAY that you've bitched and moaned about Brie Larson! She lives rent free in your head; watch something else!"
"NO! I have to hate Brie Larson 24/7 or I'll DIE!"
"Wow, what a loser."
by Intelligence001 September 17, 2023
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Larson

The kind of guy to date a 5 year old his whole life. He acts incredibly gay and got expelled from a school for asking for tiddy pics. He's also a fucking dumbass.
Owen Larson, he is a pedo.
by BiggieWhiteout February 27, 2025
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Mr. Larson

The social studies teacher who sits on the back of his phone and does nothing. He’s also a pervert and looks like remmy the rat😍
by Taylorswiftspussycat March 23, 2022
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Larson

A term used by many young people in middle schools nestled in the rolling farmland of Iowa County to describe a person who is well-meaning but completely inept.
Damnit, you broke the table. Classic move, ya Larson!
by Molly Schubert January 8, 2025
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Larsoning around

Larsoning around is a synonym for being a psychotic homeless person that's allergic to showers and is a burden on society.
Guy1: Woah look at that bum Larsoning around.
Guy2: Holy hell, he's probably not showered in years.
by A man who loves dem nugs April 4, 2024
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