lerson

Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.

Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.

by igotcalled September 2, 2020

Miranda Lawson

A character in the Bioware RPG Mass Effect 2. She has been engineered by her father to be the perfect woman. She joins Commander Shepard to battle the Collectors with her biotic powers.

She is also a potential love interest for a male Shepard and is modeled after and voiced by the beautiful Yvonne Strahovski.

(From Trailer) Miranda Lawson: "He'll (Shepard) have to fight to earn my trust."

Miranda Lawson: "Meet me at the engine room in five minutes."

by Overlord23 March 1, 2010

Lanson

a very tall guy with a hot body but can also be shy

that tall dude over there is a lanson

by azngurlz December 31, 2010

Lawsoned

To get completely screwed over.

Usually by B&T Electronix, Barnes & Noble, or OnSale.

Dude 1 - "Did you get that Touchpad?"
Dude 2 - "Nah, dude, I got Lawsoned."
Dude 1 - "Ah, shit, I'm so sorry man..."
Dude 3 - "Dark Umber."

by SlickDealzzz September 14, 2011

Bob Larsen

Bob larsen is the best person in the universe. He is greater than Bob larsun and has no mercy.

Bob larsen decended from the universe and smited bob larsun with his smack

by Vladimoska94 March 6, 2013

Ethan larsen

some blond kid with one wing in his hair likes men smokes weed and follows men around.

that ethan Larsen I tell ya likes men

by slimjimmy69broskidope May 12, 2017

Nigella Lawson

British TV-Chef known for her large chest, ridiculous adjectives and ability to have multiple orgasms while cooking.

Is it just me or did nigella lawson just orgasm while squeezing that lemon?

by JSV24 August 2, 2008