laptop legs 

The feeling you get when your laptop feels like it's melting into your legs..

Dude I've got laptop legs right now.

laptop legs by 337G March 24, 2011

Laptop kid

Some retard who uses a laptop cause he can't write properly. He usually carries it in a briefcase. His name is usually Louis Elcombe.

His name is Louis Elcombe and he's got a laptop he must be a Laptop kid what a retard!

Laptop kid by Patrick Roy______ May 3, 2019

Laptop Expat 

The annoying expat who constantly post pictures of themselves working on their laptop by the beach, nature or a cafe in some remote third world country, usually very pale skin, malnourished and spotting a manbun with a cup of soy latte, and portraying themselves as successful carefree individual living the life.

See that hippie laptop expat over there? He said he's a dropshipper.

Laptop Expat by anonymous August 16, 2021

Laptop Stomp 

when you shit on the keyboard of a laptop and then close it causing spread of shit everywhere.

If the keyboard is wireless, just shit on the keyboard and smash it on the desk.

My teacher gave me an F so I decided to laptop stomp on his laptop.

I hate when my friends prank me with a Laptop stomp

Laptop Stomp by RalphsNakedButt December 9, 2021

Laptop Gamer 

Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny

Oh bro your room smells like armpit I bet your a laptop gamer and your name is estin

Laptop Gamer by Someonewhoactuallytouchesgrass August 5, 2022

Laptop african 

refers to an african with no laptop

There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.

Laptop african by r1xelf August 26, 2022

Laptop dancer 

A woman who works her way through business school or college by stripping.

Lucy got a job as a laptop dancer to pay for her school fees.

Laptop dancer by Steve Potts June 14, 2007