The simultaneous action of taking a dump while exploring/playing on the internet on your laptop computer
Jeff: Hey Bill, thanks for the Toilet Paper.
Bill: No problem, bud. What's with the lap top?
Jeff: Oh, I'm just Lap Dumpin. No big deal.
Bill: No problem, bud. What's with the lap top?
Jeff: Oh, I'm just Lap Dumpin. No big deal.
by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009
by SloJamz July 30, 2015
When a collegiate student takes more than 4 years to graduate, each consecutive year after the 4th year is considered a to be a victory lap
by chubaccatron August 22, 2006
Solo re-entry into an eatery where one has recently completed a meal with their significant other under the ruse of using the bathroom; when in fact; the express purpose of re-entry is to circle back and ascertain the availability and contact information of a bartender, server, fellow patron or former partner for a discreet encounter.
Virile Vic:
"Hey, Honey, I guess those ice teas must've hit me a little too hard, I gotta use the men's room. Why don't you go and warm-up the car?"
Dumb Donna:
"Ok, but; you really oughta see a urologist, you are doing this all the time.
INSIDE:
Virile Vic: "Hey there, I have been wanting to talk to you all night; you see my sister, gets embarassed when I talk to hot women in front of her; poor thing; since her husband left her for some tramp; cheating men are such jackasses and so insensitive; so I came back to talk to under the guise of a piss lap; to spare her feelings. I just could not let an opportunity to find out if you are someone who would be appreciative of what I have to offer be missed.
"Hey, Honey, I guess those ice teas must've hit me a little too hard, I gotta use the men's room. Why don't you go and warm-up the car?"
Dumb Donna:
"Ok, but; you really oughta see a urologist, you are doing this all the time.
INSIDE:
Virile Vic: "Hey there, I have been wanting to talk to you all night; you see my sister, gets embarassed when I talk to hot women in front of her; poor thing; since her husband left her for some tramp; cheating men are such jackasses and so insensitive; so I came back to talk to under the guise of a piss lap; to spare her feelings. I just could not let an opportunity to find out if you are someone who would be appreciative of what I have to offer be missed.
by waldenhooknosowsky January 21, 2012
A woman or girl who likes to sit on men's laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely sexually aroused.
Bonnie began to feel less inhibited at the office, and began flirting back with some of the men by sitting on their laps and being a tease. Word got around to others, including Mike's friends, that his wife had become a little cockteasing lap snatch at work.
Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.
Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.
by July41944 June 21, 2009
by zedsdeadmon March 16, 2006
by Cdawg84 January 06, 2007