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Landon

Has a very dark since of humor. Landon is very smart and has a medium amount of friends I guess. I’m kinda short but my friend who is also named Landon is tall. We hate little kids and want them to leave the surface of earth. We are pretty trust worthy and I don’t give two shits for dating. We both like gaming and stuff.
Here’s a joke”a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says hey, then the horse says yes please” landon says
by ButtSpinach February 2, 2020
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Landon

Landon is someone who might fight his demons every day but still manages to put a smile on his face. He has the most GORGEOUS blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. One of the most HANDSOME boys you will ever meet. He is great with kids. He is someone who will make you really happy when you see his face. He is also a GENTLEMEN. He is smart, athletic, and super funny. He is really good at knockout and volleyball. He is also really good at spiking a volleyball. So basically he is an angel.
Girl 1- OMG! Who is that charming, and handsome boy?
Girl 2- He is new.

Girl 3- That must be a Landon.
Girl 1, 2, and 3- He is so cute
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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Landon

If you ever see a Landon in your life, talk to him, become friends with him, you won't regret it. Landon is always someone you can trust. He is hilarious and will always make you laugh. Hes very athletic and very tan. He has fluffy light hair and brown or super light eyes. If he likes you, dang are you lucky. He is very popular and will only talk with some girls but definitely never cheat. He is smart but can struggle in some classes. If he gets in trouble in class its for sure from talking. He is a very dry messager but if your his girl he text you good morning and night paragraphs everytime.
Landon would be so cute with a Lucy! Hes such a hottie, just imagine even talking to him. He would also look good with a stephanie!
by basketball_2 April 19, 2020
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Landon

Landon is caring, sweet, charming, and hot! He is so nice to every one and has a lot of friends more than you can most people do. Landon is also a gentlemen and wouldn't do anything to hurt anyone. He has a smile that lights up the whole room and you can't help but smile every time you're around him. He has blonde hair and blue green eyes and if you ever find a man like him never let him go.
Girl one : Who was that you were talking to?

Girl two : That's Landon! Isn't he the hot.

Girl one : Yeah I wish he was single!
by soccer121 May 31, 2018
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Landon

Landon is awesome and the sexiest dude you'll ever meet. Does not like beans contrary to popular belief. Does not like telutubbies, but honestly who does? Al the girls like him and you should be more like him. My name is Landon, sue me.
Girl: OMG Landon just talked to me!!!!!!!!
Other Girls: Faint.
by NotLandon February 27, 2021
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Landon

Ewwww thats landon, he is a slut for gold diggers
by F_ur_mo March 2, 2022
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Landon

A gay faggot who masturbates to his mom.
by Somewhiteboi February 10, 2018
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