lagging

to cut yourself because you dont know how else to express the hatred for your life.

I caught Miriam lagging in her room the other night.

by sosmartdvidsojvsidomvammmd April 24, 2011

lags

another abbreviation for instant messaging, such as "LOL" standing for "laughing out loud." LAGS stands for laughs and giggles.

Chris: yo mudda is so fatt, when she jump of joy, she gets stuck!
Danny: hahahahaha!! LAGS!!

by Khanh Nguyen April 14, 2008

Lagging

The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland

James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(

by Streaker30 November 10, 2009

lag

The scapegoat for bad players skill and/or rage.

Damn lag... OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, WHAT A FUCKING LAGSWITCH! I'M REPORTING YOU!

by FPS Matthew May 25, 2010

lag

Something that plagues people in first world countries everyday by slightly inconveniencing them.

"The lag today is awful, I can't do anything on the internet!"

by Words and such. February 20, 2015

Lags

Lags is the mixed word of "fat" and "legs" therefore "fat legs"

1. "Oh my God! That lady over there is so obese! Look at those lags covered in cellulite and dimples!"
2. "My lags hurt from walking to school, I'm going to get a ride home."
3. "Get the hell off my bus, fatass! You need to walk the fatness off your LAGS!" -Bus driver Tom

by OhEmmGee April 18, 2009

lag

slowing of a server because a n00b's computer sucks.

n00b:OMG WTF!? m4d lag!!!
Me: STFU! y0ur c0/\/\p j|_|5t s|_|cks.

by dthhand5 April 17, 2007