bo bo lotion

A slang name for semen.

"Hey I think she loves hot bo bo lotion".

by Dee Lac December 10, 2013

Two Ball Lotion

Refers to Male's ejaculate. The ejaculate created by the testes and the ejaculate commonly sprayed upon the face of a female recipient. Subsequently rubbed about her face and chest as if it were lotion.

This is an example of Two Ball Lotion properly used in a sentence. Your mom, the bukake lover, can't get enough of my Two Ball Lotion

by Long Duck Dong May 24, 2006

penis with lotion

1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"

Search up "The Best WTFGameshow Moment. Ever." By sagermaster15, You'll see what penis with lotion means.

by THE NIGGER WHO STOLE YOUR BIKE June 6, 2010

emergency lotion

The stash of small lotion samples taken from hotels that you turn to when you run out of your trusty old Jergens.

I was about to rub one off last night and I was out of Jergens... thank god for my emergency lotion

by hprocks July 5, 2014

sandwich lotion

More colorful term for boring, disgusting mayonnaise. So-called because it acts as a lubricant for deli meats, basting them in a nasty coating similar to lotion.

"Dude, this sub is pretty good but it's a little dry. Pass me the sandwich lotion, yo!"

by Kaiserdriver December 17, 2014

young lotion

A rapper based in houston.he released 3 mixtapes and one EP.the subject matters varies from "I pop my Glock like I'm sucking cock" to "can I eat your ass".tho often said he has a forecoming project this fat Indian motherfucker hasn't dropped shit

"Damn young lotion took my anal virginity"

by Young lotion April 20, 2018

Emotion Lotion

When you begin to cry and then use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.

Dude, after I found out she was cheating I broke down crying and then began to use my tears as "emotion lotion".

by Sgpro2019 July 7, 2020