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loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.
Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.
by David October 27, 2003
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Loring

German for "Famous in battle"

Numerology
SoulUrge Number: 6
People with this name have a deep inner desire for a stable, loving family or community, and a need to work with others and to be appreciated.

Expression Number: 3
People with this name tend to be creative and excellent at expressing themselves. They are drawn to the arts, and often enjoy life immensely. They are often the center of attention, and enjoy careers that put them in the limelight. They tend to become involved in many different activities, and are sometimes reckless with both their energies and with money.
Hi , my name is Loring.
by Sameestonee June 17, 2018
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sleep loving

making love (sex with a loved-one) while half asleep
sleep loving includes middle of night or early in morning quick love making, followed typically by more sleep
by Waldo Incognito May 27, 2013
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Lost Loving Soul

A person you loved, knew 100% everything about you and you thought that you will really NEVER separate but it came to the decision of her/him that she/he has no more feelings of this kind for you and you sometimes wonder despite help from your friends what you still want here in the world.
Person 1: I miss her so much and I really don't know if I can go on without her.
Person 2: You have to move on and try not to be a Lost Loving Soul
by DeMicrowave January 7, 2021
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Losing it Scale

Scale:
minor-intense

1. minor tizz
2. complete tizz and to-do
3. strop
4. a visit to strop central
5. F.T. (funny turn)
6. spazattack
7. complete ditherspaz
8. nervy b. (nervous breakdown)
9. complete nervy b.
10. ballisitcisimus
jaz had a complete nervy d. today in blodge when the teacher squirted big blood on her desk!

are you serious a 9 on the Losing it Scale
by Ali Lansing July 15, 2006
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social loafing

Social loafing takes place in a public venue, such as a park, library, or movie theater. Social loafing is when two males with erect penises stick their shafts into opposite ends of a loaf of bread, often with holes pre-cut into the loaf. The holes can be filled with butter, margarine, or spermicidal lubricant.
There are rules to this procedure however:
1. If you are gay and proceed to attempt this, you must follow this up by tossing some salad or serving up a good ol' rusty trombone.
2. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, you must immediately have sex with the nearest girl, hot or not, to nullify the gayness.
3. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, and if you bump heads within the bread, you must stop IMMEDIATELY and proceed to watch HOURS of lesbian pornography.
Austin and Ben felt like experimenting in front of their girlfriends, so they proceeded to engage in social loafing at their local library. Afterwards, they had glorious sex with their girlfriends on top of novels written by Stephen King....
by TossMySaladpl0x? April 24, 2011
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Loving Teddy

When one falls deaply in love at a young age. One feels they need to get married right away and move faraway from family that would disaprove.
I May 2006, i fell in live with Theodore, and I an still Loving Teddy.
by XchelseaXleeX April 13, 2009
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