Local Greenery

Another name for marijuana.

Kayla: Hey, man wanna smoke some local greenery?
Kaitlyn: Yeah, sounds like a good time.
Wyatt: CAN I HAVE SOME??????
Kaitlyn: Sure. Just don't get the munchies too bad. We'll have to buy some chips.

by StupidHo October 11, 2013

Local Summer

Local summer is a phrase coined by all of us San Diegans, especially the beach residents referring to the months of September and October when all of the Zonies have gone back to Arizona and we get our beaches back.

Hey Bill, Parking, uncrowded beaches, zero UofA tents on the beach, it must be local summer!

by Yea Bill September 3, 2019

local man

a local man is any nigerian twitter user, it can also be used in place of "I" in a tweet.

Flat earth theory? In this day and age? Local man cannot understand.

by YouCrane January 22, 2020

local cheater

a sexually unsatisfied housewife who puts ads in the local paper- Craigslist and other dating sites excluded- that she is dtf

I've yet to see a newspaper ad from a local cheater; all the previous ads I've seen were on dating sites and Craigslist.

by Sexydimma February 26, 2015

local bike

A woman of ill repute.

"We call her the local bike - everyone's ridden it at one time or another."

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

local library

A euphemism for the Internet, for use when talking openly about flagrantly committing acts that could be perceived as illegal isn't an option.

Person 1: Have you heard the new Hannah Montana record? It's hella ace!
Person 2: Nope. I'll just check it out at my local library.

by Jackson Pollack Pollack June 23, 2010

local singles

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life

Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!

by MikeGames February 15, 2014