a
lax bro is a guy who plays the dope sport called lax. He acts pretty gay, using language
like “broski” , “stoked”, and “brah” to communicate with other fellow lax bro members. They grow their hair to their shoulders which is known as “the
flow”. 99.999% of the time a lax bro is
white and originates from the east coast of America. They drive yachts, get hoes, and wear preppy clothing
like vineyard vines polos, madras, rainbow reefs, high white socks, and hemp necklaces. Some common lax bro names are Shawn, Chad, Todd, Brian, and Brett. Lax is their god, and he will always come first. #BrosBeforeHoes #LaxBeforeHoes