klingon corkscrew

When you're done cumming in a girls ass you wipe your shit covered dick on their head in a ridge formation like a Klingon. They are a true warrior.

I gave that bitch a Klingon corkscrew.

by klingonkorkklan July 24, 2011

klingon

...A language full of pwnage that the trekkies are very fond of. I myself am a trekkie. (therefore i pwn j00.)

When you come across a trekkie, interrupt their starbabble immediately with, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"

Or be cool like me and costantly shout out,"nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'!?" at random.

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

klingon

a girlfriend that clings on to her boyfriend way too much and doesn't give him any time to himself.

antwan: yo my bitch won't get off my D!
tyrese: you needs to kick that klingon to the curb.

by jaeill April 8, 2004

klingons on the starboard bow

Expression used as a warning by person 1 when someone known mutually to 1 and 2, whom 2 does not wish to meet, comes into view. Don't Look Now, but ..., From a more literal usage in the original series of Star Trek.

Joe: I don't want to meet the Wirrals tonight, okay?
Mike (looking over Joe's shoulder): Umm ... Klingons on the starboard bow.
Joe: They're HERE?! Get me out of here.
Mike: Right this way ...,

by Fearman August 13, 2007

klingon

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

Kling

A stupid fuck-tard, that looks like Peter Griffin.

My boss is a kling

by Corona693369 June 23, 2009