Kobe

A guy with a small cock and is gay

You’re such a kobe

by Idk vro October 6, 2017

Kobe

To penetrate the defense and score via slam dunk to the back door.

I'm going to Kobe da next blonde white girl that shows up in my hotel room and make her kiss it.
Then I'm going to buy my wife a $4 milllion ring.

by 50 cent crack dealer November 18, 2003

Kobe

a rawl ass b-ball player that plays for the L.A. Lakers.

better than lebron,T-Mac,iverson,and all those other over-rated and over-paid foolz.

alot of you called kobe a 'rapist'kobe had consensual sex,its different from rape...that gold diggin bitch he macked even admitted it and she just wants his cash

hate or love Kobe,hes the best and he plays better than you ever will

kobe is better than you cause:
-he puts up 20+ points a night
-you put 20+ points up...in NBA Live 05 but never put 1 point in an actual NBA game....so until you do that,and win 3 championships...dont say kobe 'sucks' and dont judge him

you hate kobe??? then why does you and your whole family buy his gear??

hate or love kobe,you cant deny his skills

by tha truth teller April 29, 2005

Kobe

by the way.he dropped 81 pts,thats history and something that Wade,Queen James,Iverson,or no other overrated player in the NBA can do.....

bow down to the mighty #8......bitches

im not sayin that hes the best player ever,but at least recognize Kobe,and show the man some respect

by tha truth teller April 17, 2006

kobe

the best position on a basketball team

I want to play the kobe

Q.What position do you play?
A."I play the kobe"

by mike fuckin jones January 11, 2008

Kobed

A rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.

I almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn't accept my "IOU's"

by CP1477 February 10, 2004

kobe

The Greatest. He scored 81 points against the Toronto Raptors on January 22, 2005. He hit 12 3 pointers against the Seattle Sonics on January 7, 2003. Nuff' said.

Oh my God, KB8 just crossed over T-Wack and threw down a 360 dunk on Yao Mingski. Hes Too good..dammit kobe, i envy your athletic prowess.

by sirSKEETalot April 9, 2006