Kitchen table blues

Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.

Carl: He john, how was your weekend?

John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.

Carl: You should really go out more dude.

John: Yeah, i know.

by Rostiboots April 5, 2011

Kitchen Crawler

Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.

Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.

by max imumcapacity120 September 27, 2023

Kitchen Asshole

A "person" who offers to pick up a beverage or snack from the kitchen while they are in there and then conveniently forgets to bring it back to you.

I guess I'll go get a soda, looks like Kitchen Asshole strikes again.

by Factotem1 December 9, 2016

Kitchen Tattoo

When you're broke and/or drunk and you agree to let a friend of a friend's cousin give you a tattoo within the comfort of a double-wide. This mistake usually takes place in the kitchen. Other places it can happen are, but limited to, the bedroom, living room, or bathroom.

Kevin: "Hey man, is that dick on your thigh?"
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."

by thekitchentattooartist September 22, 2016

Kitchen Floor'd

The act of being inebriated amongst friends and having indepth slurred conversation on/around/laying on a kitchen floor. You don't necessarily need to be localized around kitchen floors but you must be wasted.

As soon as Schmaitlyn's eyes start gleaming and a giant smile finds it's way to her face you know she's Kitchen Floor'd.

by Lavender E January 3, 2011

kitchen kid

in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.

Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"

by lintybusiness December 28, 2011

kitchen face

A face unsuitable for the front of the house.

He wanted to be a bartender but got stuck in the back washing dishes because of his kitchen face.

by AETC October 1, 2013