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Basketball Impossible

Ejaculating on four different points of a female's face - the mouth, nose, eyes, and hair.
"Fuck the three point shit, I four pointed all over that bitches face! Basketball impossible."
Reply: "Basketball impossssibblleeee! <high five>"
by adam m January 10, 2014
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impossible

1. Something that physically cannot be done in a specific situation.

2. An extremely difficult skateboarding trick, hence the name.
1. It's impossible to make a banana milkshake when you have no bananas.

2. Aznsk8rboi777: Hey dude, have you ever done an impossible?
Expert skater: What are you talking about? That's impossible.
by Kenthar April 13, 2004
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Impossible

A word that used to mean incapable of being done prior to February 22, 1980. The word no longer exists because of the 1980 USA hockey team.
The United States can't be the Soviet Union in hockey, that's impossible.
by Coach Herb Brooks May 20, 2013
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by Skanky Mc'Mally May 13, 2005
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mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.
"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."
by joel June 22, 2004
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Kim Possible

A show preppy teens or preteen girls like. Many preteen girls love to imitate it as an attempt to be cool. The characters are mostly two dimensional, and it focuses way too much on the main character Kim. Poor character development, but little girls like her because she is a self centered straight A student cheerleader with overly pointy boobs who thinks she's all that and also tries to be cool. She is a part time spy because apparently teenage girls who are still in high school obviously do better than adult spies that underwent years of training and the whole world of Kim Possible lies in the hands of teenage children.

Dumb girls at my school and possibly elsewhere like to use phrases from the show in a desperate attempt to seem cool. Some true stories as examples:
1. Dumb wannabe girl: "JINX! You owe me a soda!"

Me: "I don't owe you anything, twit. Stop watching so much Kim Possible and go watch something more complex, well-written, and serious, like Trigun or Rurouni Kenshin, which earn more awards than Kim Possible."

2. Dumb wannabe #2: "Sooo not the drama."

Me: "I was about to insult you but thanks to that comment you made, I don't have to."

3. Dumb wannabe #3: "Oh my gosh, I know what konichiwa means because it was on Kim Possible, OH MY GOSH, I KNOW JAPANESE!"

Me: "... (Must resist the urge to call shotgun.)"
by Heartshaped Odangos February 16, 2009
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