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Kevin

A Kevin, especially a second generation Kevin, is such a sweet and handsome man that everyone wants to get to know. He never fails to make you laugh. Kevin is always there when you need him and knows exactly what to say at the right time. No matter how stubborn you may be, a Kevin knows how to bring you back down to Earth. He is very calm and levelheaded. A Kevin can talk to you for hours and the conversation never gets old. He is a very good listener, who makes you see things in ways you would never dream of seeing otherwise. Kevin can be quite the head turner, but he is always loyal. He deeply cares about trust and it can be extremely hard to earn it back once it is gone. A Kevin loves passionately and once he has fallen for someone special, he would do anything and everything in his power to keep her. He always knows how to make you feel like the most beautiful and special girl in the world. There is never a dull moment with a Kevin.
Wow, Lo sure is lucky to have a guy like Kevin as the love of her life.
by lolodavis98 April 17, 2016
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Kevin Gnapoor

Kevin Gnapoor (played by Rajiv Surendra) is a character in the 2004 movie, Mean Girls. He is a character that is thrown in for comical effect. He is in the mathletes, and for the talent show, he rapped. (lyrics below)

All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me!
From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G!
I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred,
But forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third,
Sh-sh-shaken not stirred- I'm Kevin Gnapoor!

The G's silent when I sneak through your door.
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me.
Cause the next time you see her she'll be like 'OOOH! KEVIN G!'
I don't have an example for Kevin Gnapoor... sorry!
by Aspiring Singer June 8, 2009
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Kevin Durant

To leave your team and join the team you can't beat.
I want to win but my team is so weak, I should Kevin Durant
by Hakizzle July 5, 2016
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Kevinz

When you're taking an enormous poop, shit, dump or bowel movement (BM), and pushing it out of your anus and squeezing it back inside of your anus to gain the effect of anal sex.
When Lopez takes a crazy shit, he always kevinz it!
by GWOTgoon February 15, 2020
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Kevinland

Kevinland (Land of Kevin) is a nation created by glorious leader and GOD Kevin Karakas. He is also the founder and God of Kevinism.
Have you ever been to the glorious nation Kevinland?
by Prophet Emil November 5, 2020
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Kevin The Pigeon

Kevin is a Pigeon that Louis Tomlinson made very nice bird met him and his fam about 19k times :p
Kevin the pigeon is Louis Tomlinson's Pigeon.
by Anne Vivatson December 14, 2020
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Kelvinside Academy

A school full of bald headed men who think they are solid but we all know in reality they would get battered the fuck out of.

The toilets are filled with smoke at lunchtime primarily because of the S3 boys who think they are solid because they can do a vape trick.

Overall the school is shite and would not recommend it to anybody at all
Niggatron - Yo have you seen that shitty school in Glasgow?

Faggot - Ye bro it’s Kelvinside academy

Niggatron - Ye it is a fucking shitter
by balls_deep_in_your_gran69 January 18, 2022
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