kyster

A bitch who falls 24/7 due to the fact he has absolutely no balance. Most of the time he tries to make everyone feel bad for him, and it works.

Holy shit dude, that cunt Kyster just fell all the way down that big-ass hill and bruised his fupa!!!

by Swussy March 4, 2008

Keyser Soze

A shit smell from one's ass that is so powerful and ruthless that you believe it's a myth once it's faded away. The greatest trick this smell ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist.

Last summer Rick let loose a Keyser Soze on a hunting trip up north. At least I think it was. I couldn't be sure because my eyes were watering and I was dry heaving.

by bojangles1 August 6, 2011

keester parade

a parade of CHICKS with great booties

Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE

by RUNWAY August 10, 2009

keester check

Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.

Dude, how are you gonna get that blow through security?
Don't worry, I'll keester check it.

by meesterkeester December 29, 2010

Keister Cowboy

Primarily a Colorado term refering to a gay man.

What a Keister Cowboy!

by Krapfenhund January 21, 2011

Keisteriffic

Adjective: Having a large butt; An obese butt; The state of having an enormous butt.

Yeah, he's a pretty keisteriffic guy!

She's gone from ghetto to keisteriffic!

by Meat Slayer June 10, 2011

keister weed

Pot that's smells like ass

Wtf bro, did u just poop that out? I'm down to keister weed. Gov.don't know how to grow it anyways! Sry bunch of dum chicks.

by Busta Burk September 8, 2016