Kaylanie

Kaylanie is a nice person but can be mean lowkey at night if she’s going to sleep and y’all FaceTiming her. Kaylanie is only nice when y’all aren’t that close otherwise she would call you tf out. Kaylanie will not like you if y’all aren’t weird. There is no way that if y’all aren’t weird y’all can get along. Kaylanie is probably the best singer/dancer or the best acting in an group chat. Sorry just had to be said. The Kaylanie in my group chat is so weird and so good at dancing and I’m just watching her dance and she’s just killing it. Kaylanie does not like people that don’t answer back when she’s depressed/emotional or sad. It makes her feel more bad about her insecurities and whatever she’s sad about. Also, she HATES when friends always say “No” to hangout. Kaylanie didn’t care what’s going on outside, she would go to the mall with you. When I think of the name/word “Kaylanie” I think of curly hair, brown eyes, thick waistline, big butt, and nice lips. Kaylanie is just insanely beautiful/gorgeous. But if you tell her that she would say that’s shes not enough but inside of her she knows she’s beautiful!

Here are some tips to not and to do around Kaylanie to get her attention;

When you stare at her try to secretly bit your lips

Roll your eyes to someone while Kaylanie is looking

Give attitude to the teacher or attitude to anyone

Get a bougie way to talk

Whisper to her and practice a good joke about someone

Good luck my friend!

by Kylie Cruz February 17, 2021

kaplanitis

disease where u can not eat green vegetables. this does not include green beans, asparagus, and edamame.( doctors have not figured the reasoning out for these specific strands of food)

kaplanitis broccoli, spinach, lettuce, bruss sprouts. AKA The 3 worst foods ever.

by sreisk January 21, 2011

khylani

adj. having class or pizzazz

n. attractive but hopelessly awkward individual

That girl has such a khylani hat!

What happened last night? Oh I dumped him, he was such a khylani.

by DictionaryDecipher October 15, 2011

kaylandrea

best friends.

Wow, those girls are such Kaylandreas

by Meowmeowcatscatsmeowcats October 15, 2013

Kaylan Sousa De Melo

Someone who doesn’t shower.

Person 1:You smell that guy.

Person 2:Yeah he must be Kaylan Sousa De Melo

by Xyriss.r6 November 23, 2019

kallania

corruption in the flesh, but an amazingly sweet and goofy friend. super kinky and kinda gay.

Kallania is a hoe.

by kallaloo January 8, 2020

Kaylaism

Kaylaism is someone name Kayla has a special way of doing things or actimg a certain way like talking to themselves, making weird sounds, eat cereal without milk, eats waffles without syrup, walks around on their tippy toes, always have a blanket, has an obsession with unicorns, etc.

"I have Kaylaism, I have a bunch of unicorn cups and I talk to myself I even answer myself. My name is not even Kayla, my name is Denise Swamprectum."

by Chris Christie January 12, 2020