Kayaked

To be penetrated anally by tj

“Your gonna get kayaked dumb hoe”

by Joebidenkanye January 10, 2022

kayak brother

One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.

It is a glorious day to be out on the water with my kayak brothers.

by Kayakbrother1 January 12, 2014

Kayaking

The act of a pair of people engaging in the same sex position as the pair of people next to them. A tandem foursome. Often gay men.

A: Did you see how much they enjoyed us kayaking them?
B: Yeah, when you can see both their faces in missionary. Let's invest in a mirror for when we fuck them doggie-style.
A: Why do we need a mirror when you can watch two people do the same thing right next to us.
B: Touché.

by Jelloant August 10, 2016

kayaking

The act of taking a kayak paddle and shoving it up your partners ass.

Yeah he was kind if a dick, so I took him kayaking.

by taddie69 April 01, 2021

Double kayak

Mutual masterbation in a single kayak.

I met this chick at Bon Echo and we had to double kayak home.

by Rlj18 July 06, 2017

Working From Kayak

When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.

We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.

Oh, she was Working From Kayak.

Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.

by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013