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karate cock 

In martial arts, a person with an extremely large amount of agility, strength, flexibility, or speed, but generally lacking in both humility and the ability to actually fight; often mistakes point sparring for actual combat. Will rationalize any shortcomings or losses instead of acknowledging them with humility and the desire to improve. Frequently a practicioner of Tae Kwon Do, which is a style plagued by karate cocks. Will often badmouth instructors that don't recognize their obvious superiority over other, normal students.

If somebody seems to be extremely eager to inform you about what an AWESOME martial artist they are, chances are they are a karate cock.
1. "He wouldn't stop talking about how great his old schools were, but when we actually got to sparring he took one hit and wanted to stop. He's just a karate cock."

2. Karatecock: "I'm 12th Degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do, I have a room full of trophies from point sparring, I can do a backflip, and I don't need to practice grappling because I'm too good to worry about tripping or being taken down. Nobody can beat me up. And I'm only 17."

3. "After we were done sparring, he was telling me how he would have won if he hadn't been off-balance from his hand and foot pads- he never considered that I was wearing the exact same gear that he was. He's such a karatecock."

4. Karatecock: "I don't need to actually learn to fight if I can do my high kick well enough, right? It's not like people will duck, or anything, or just take the hit and throw me to the ground anyway."

5. The tae kwon do guy featured on that fight science show seemed like a bit of a karatecock.
karate cock by risingrk April 15, 2008
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Karate Chop

When you slice someone with your hang (having a flat palm)
I totally owe you a karate chop in the arm for not letting me hit those greens first.
Karate Chop by Jimmy Hat August 24, 2003

Karate Visuals 

While your on acid, Shrooms, etc you look at something that you think is there one minute and the next minute what you thought you saw totally changes like a Chuck Norris Karate Kick to the face.
Dude!!!! These Karate Visuals are outta this world!!
Karate Visuals by squeak_200 January 13, 2008

karate hussy 

its when u get attack by a less size female person and it happens really fast and u cant see it coming and all u do is jump for cover
Ms. Lor went for an attack on Drew. Drew being of small stature himself was so afraid of the smaller Ms. Lor all he could do was jump for cover from the karate hussy.
karate hussy by Wiki Wiki 18 January 1, 2012

karate slippers 

a set of old,ugly and inappropriate foot wear.
hey dude did you see those old worn out karate slippers he had on last night??
karate slippers by spike001 November 26, 2005

Karate Kidding 

Waxing on and off in public places.
What is he doing?

I think.. He's Karate Kidding.

That's legal?

No...but he sure can wax the hell out of whatever he's waxing
Karate Kidding by Shakeshisspear January 1, 2011

Karate Chop Duty 

The act of holding a fuzzy oven-mitted hand in between the vagina and anus of a female in the midst of D.P. effectively stopping scrotums from unpleasantly rubbing together.
Gonzo was on Karate Chop Duty while, Andrew, Paul, and Stephen Gang-banged his mom.
Karate Chop Duty by SlamDuncan January 12, 2015