kansas city cupcake 

shitting in your hand, cumming on top of it, then feeding it to your girlfriend

i knew the girl was in to some freaky shit when she asked me to give her a kansas city cupcake.

kansas city cupcake by g to the hill December 19, 2008

kansas city shower 

a girl lies on a bed, tied up and blind-folded. the dude tells her he is going to pour warm water on her naked body and instead he pisses all over her.

that stupid bitch, she fell for the ol' kansas city shower and now she smells like piss

kansas city shower by troy October 29, 2003

kansas city roundabout 

when a group of gay men (usually 14), mount each other from the rear while standing and form a circle

so i accidentally walked in on a kansas city roundabout.... i'll never be the same

kansas city roundabout by hitshjv December 12, 2012

Kansas City T-Bones 

A minor league baseball team located in Kansas City, Kansas, playing at CommunityAmerica Ballpark. They are renowned for occasionally being amazingly good one game and amazingly bad the next. Team mascot is Sizzle the Bull. They are renowned for being very economical. The team plays in the American Association of Independent Professional Baseball.

Person 1: Man, wanna go to the Kansas City T-Bones game?
Person 2: Sure, they're cheaper than the Royals, and they sometimes win!

Kansas City T-Bones by Lorenzo di Roma August 11, 2012

Kansas City Kitty

>^..^< Kansas City Kitty; an Irish Catholic resident of Kansas City, female, with children who she will viciously defend to the death, poor, and probably once a resident of the West Bottoms under the rule of the big Boss Man and crooked Irish Catholic Gangster, leader of the Goats fighting the Rabbits, and known to mess with people from KKK presidents to Jazz musicians, and the Italian Mafia: Tom Pendergast (now has a KC bar named "Tom's Town" after him). The KCK was made famous by a WB cartoon called "We, the Animals Squeak!" Which is a Looney Tunes cartoon animated short starring Porky Pig. Released August 9, 1941, the cartoon is directed by Bob Clampett. The voices were performed by Mel Blanc, Sara Berner, Billy Bletcher and Michael Maltese. You can find her in her modern form under hashtags like #KansasCityKitty #KillaCityKitty #KillerCityKitty #KCModel etc. There is a store in Colorado named after her, but not a real KCK, because it's in Colorado, so just a trendy wanna be Denver Hippy sorta thing. There is some WWII nose art depicting her. She is the Woman of all Women! She may enjoy fighting, spiting, cussing, drinking, cat walking, and more! 🐈 Also used as a code word for Kansas City Kansas (KCK), though typically thought of as a Missourian.

The Kansas City Kitty is a woman you don't want to mess with, she will not take any crap!

Kansas City Kitty by 18thAndCentral September 14, 2018

Kansas City Special 

Getting head in an Applebee's bathroom.

Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.

Kansas City Special by Chris M.J. Smith March 9, 2019

Kansas city manicure 

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.

My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure

Kansas city manicure by Joshisbrofresh July 5, 2021