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kids these days 

A set rhetorical form of great antiquity in which the speaker or writer deplores the unusual and previously unheard-of deficiencies of the present young in morals, manners, taste, dress, intellectual achievement, awareness, energy, self-discipline, appearance, etc. etc. etc. Often applied ironically. Sometimes expanded to 'people these days'.
'I see where Will has another "kids these days" column out. He never seems to tire of telling us how we're going to the dogs.'
kids these days by anarcissie October 29, 2011

kids bop 

the stupediest cd series ever. it has ruined some really good songs and making bad songs worse. its just another marketing scheme aimed at kids
person 1:my kid just got kids bop.
person2:why did you buy it for them
kids bop by kidsbophater August 4, 2004

kids in the hall 

A show from the 90's in which 5 canadians perform off-the-wall sketches, musical numbers, and monologues.
Consists of Scott Thompson, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney, and Bruce McCulloch, and David Foley.
Good Sketches (one for each kid)

The Polite Axe Murderer (Dave Foley)

Cabbage Head (Bruce McCulloch)

Mr. Tisane (Tzan?) (Kevin McDonald)

Darrill (Mark McKinney)

The Queen (Scott Thompson)
kids in the hall by KITHFAN September 4, 2005

Kids Help Phone 

A Canadian counseling and referral hotline for youth between ages 5 and 20. It is free, anonymous and confidential (when you call, the number won't show up on most land line phone bills), open 24/7, and staffed by professional counselors who will listen to you in a non-judgmental way and offer insight into your situation. Kids Help Phone counselors are trained to respond to all types of questions and concerns, from body image to friendships, from suicide to bullying, and many, many more in between.

Youth living in Canada can call anytime (1-800-668-6868) or post a message on the Kids Help Phone Website (www.kidshelpphone.ca).

Kids Help Phone also offers a community service program called Kids Help Phone Student Ambassadors, where youth are trained in leadership, public speaking and fund raising.
Whatever the problem, you can call Kids Help Phone at 1-800-668-6868. Go ahead and talk, the counselors can only help you!

Please don't prank Kids Help Phone. Children in crisis situations are in desperate need of a listening ear and the counselors want to help them as fast as possible.
Kids Help Phone by KHP SA May 16, 2009

kids bop 

a kids band thing that 'sings' poplar song that makes the song no longer listenable
kids bop by last cello tso8 December 9, 2011