k-town smackdown

When you're having sex with a girl and then you jizz in the condom and hit her in the face with it until it breaks open.

Adam gave Megan a K-Town Smackdown last night. There are still marks on her face!

by sexual.deviant December 12, 2009

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k-town bud

Some dank ass Kansas City weed. That will get you oh so high.

Dude you got that K-Town Bud???

by dan the shit November 27, 2007

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k-town takedown

While in Kailua, Oahu; a drunk female is often times swarmed by males; the winner scores the k-town takedown.

Davey: Dude... Nicole is pretty drunk
Fellow Males: Hey man, go for the k-town takedown...
Davey: Shooots

*Drunk girl walks in*
Guys: TAKE'R DOWN!!!

by Jah Sweet Herbal Meditation November 10, 2008

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Very brown, dry, compressed, bricky weed that you can find in Kenosha for $20 a quarter or around that. It is advised that you DO NOT purchase this weed in kenosha, it will give you a headache instantly. also known as schwag or dirt weed.

Im not smoking any of that k-town brown.

by The Murthmadness March 19, 2008

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K Town Triathlon

When the woman is giving a man a blow job and he decides to urinate in her mouth in the process; she then takes the urine/semen mixture and spits it out onto the man's gen's (genitalia) to create a warm sensation for him; she then licks it back up into her mouth and, using her fingers and a funnel, drizzles it into the man's anus. It is called the K Town Triathlon because it originated in K Town, UT and has three main stages.

Last night, me and my woman decided to get really kinky and we tried out the warmly refreshing K Town Triathlon.

by Roni Rone 22 October 11, 2009