Jurie

Jurie is one of the hottest dad’s out there. He takes his kids skateboarding and surfing then comes home to fix his mother-in-law’s garbage disposal. He loves his big dogs, works tirelessly in the yard on the weekends, helps with the dishes, and knows how to clean out the pipes, like no other! He’s loyal, quirky, can fix anything, and always brings you coffee in bed on lazy weekend Mornings. Jurie’s the best kind of husband one could have except when he tickles you and won’t stop or uses your belly like a heater for his icy hands after being outside.

-Jurie, why are you so hot?

-How do you get hotter with age, Jurie?

-You would never trade-in your Jurie.
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by Vilomah March 14, 2025

Jurie

A person who is more superior to all other people, especially Christiaan’s, Gus’ and Stian’s. People with the name Jurie usually has a super duper, triple sized, mega cock. He always take leadership when chillin’ with the homies and will give anyone who comes in his way a fat beating.

Hey? Is that Christiaan trying to mess with Jurie? Christiaan is surely going to end up with several broken bones!

by Yorhines November 23, 2021

Juris moment

An action or a set of actions that one would describe as being dumbass, symptomatic of a larger misunderstanding of human nature, quirky.

Jim has a crush on Blair, but is hitting on her lesbian friend Haisley. This is what I call a Juris moment.

by SparkleQueen27 May 8, 2024

Judge, Jury, and Executioner

A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.

Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?

Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting

by PJ BW April 3, 2025

MasterChef jury

A metaphorical figure representing someone who imposes strict deadlines or expectations, similar to the judges in cooking competitions like MasterChef. This inner critic pressures you to meet milestones to gain approval or freedom.

I had to reach puberty on time so my parents would eventually be comfortable relaxing screen time limits; hence my inner MasterChef jury named Renata could eventually retire, even though she had said, "You can only be on your phone for 30 minutes then go on a walk with your cat" throughout my entire life.

by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025