Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer

When a girl lays under a guy and the guy sprays diharrea all over the chick!

Last night, I gave hannah a Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer. It was Sickkk!

by Ryan and Ricemaster-X January 14, 2009

Juicer Bacon Pickle Fart

what you are when you disgrace someone in front of your friends/family because they will never love you the same

He acted like a real juicer bacon pickle fart at the football games yesterday

by Satanic Prisoner April 4, 2009

Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Oklahoma Orange Juicer

The act of inserting one half of an orange, peel side first, into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her, juicing the orange in the process. Drinking the juice is optional.

Hey, you want to do the Oklahoma Orange Juicer tonight?

by istealsoftwareonline June 12, 2018

The Juicer

When a male is about to cum the female places here flat palm on the top of his penis, rotating back and forth until all his fluids are squeezed out of him. Similar to an orange being juiced.

"Did you see McCormack come back last night?" "Yeah he must've got the juicer because he could barely walk."

by Juiceme90 May 28, 2021

Juicer

A hard-hitting punch, possibly a hay-maker, but can also be several consecutive punches with the full intention of fucking an opp up.

"Bro got handed some mega fucking juicers and got packed up."
"She laid out a juicer to that fool for talking back."

by TheuTheOne September 10, 2025

Jollyrancher Juicer

When someone goes to eat out a lady with gonorrhoea and it tastes bad so they put a jollyrancher in their mouth and munch down on the gonorrhoea cyst thinking it’s their jolly rancher.

Lucy became a JollyRancher Juicer over the weekend.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023